Why are you asking me?

Its not my gd history. So yesterday on the unit. *woof* Apparently my verbal assessment of this guys legs were not good enough. So when this Dr. came in, he freaked out!!! The Dr before him wrote they were really bad and didn't give him enough info. wtf. So he's yelling and screaming up and down the hall. And thats when i decided: I moving out of here for a job. i don't think up north is hiring really, so Im going to contact other states. I going to start on a letter to other organizations. Its going to take me a couple of days to perfect, but Im going to get the ball moving!!!

Im tired of singing

It has begun to snow again. I wouldn't care except I have to work till 11pm tonight and last time I tried to leave work I turned around to return to work so my dad could pick me up. People are crazy!!! We were backing down hills, then they tried to go around someone backing down the hill ontop of a hill. Nope, not me. So hopefully today will be better. I hope!!
So after I get home it can snow like crazy and cancel clinical of the mental health unit tomorrow! That would be awesome!

Remember all the things we wanted, now all our memories are haunted

So today was my cousin birthday party. I was able to attend this birthday party bc my clinical was canceled. why?? Bc my lady didnt even work today even tho she told me to come. wtf!!! I get my hw done and then went to church. After church, I attended my cousin bDAY! she turned one! So even tho I got one of the worst standing spots ever! next to my aunts long time friend, I didnt freak out bc the great aunts should get to see the baby open her present.
ok fine.
So we are taking pic of the fam and trying to make the baby laugh. After we had sandwiches, which were delish! we had cake. Well this lil gurl tore into her cake and got it all over her hair, face, and in her eyes. then she tried to crawl out so there was cake everywhere!!!
Since she got new clothes for her birthday my aunt cleaned her up and changed her. So after that these relatives related by marriage to me starting talking about my gma's furniture. Esp the hutch, which my Aunt willed to me. The kept saying how they where going to take it home since they had their truck with them. TACKYYY!!!! And then they moved in on my grandpa's desk.
OH HELL~
So here comes my aunt's friend the baby and tell me that her and I are the bitches of the party. ahah. I couldn't believe it. I Asked her why and she said, that those people were bitching about us. WHY??

I try and try to be nice to people esp since they are related but I didnt do anything!! I had to stand behind my aunt and the baby trying to take pics. I didnt do anything!!!! i also got pics of my family.
Morale of the story: next time Im going to give them a reason to call me a BITCH!

And the warnings from her family whirl like a hurricane

She sits among the pieces of broken glass and photographs
Reluctantly releases the last of what was her past
It struck without warning or did she just ignore the signs
In those dark clouds forming behind those silver lines

The door it slammed like thunder and the tears they fell like rain
And the warnings from her family whirl like a hurricane
She's drowning in emotions and she cannot reach the shore
She's alive but can she survive the storm

A broken jewel box dancer in pieces down the hall
She's finding out the answers don't change nothing at all
It's time she stopped searching for who's to blame or what went wrong
The only thing for certain is he's gone, she's got to move on

The door it slammed like thunder and the tears they fell like rain
And the warnings from her family whirl like a hurricane
She's drowning in emotions and she cannot reach the shore
She's alive but can she survive the storm

Someday days just roll on by without a gray cloud in the sky
She keeps telling herself, "I will make it on my own"
And her friends they've all gone back to their lives
Thinking she will be all right
As she races through the night to make it home

The door it slammed like thunder and the tears they fell like rain
And the warnings from her family whirl like a hurricane
She's drowning in emotions and she cannot reach the shore
She's alive but can she survive the storm

If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe, Id been married a long time ago..

More like If I wasn't such a hard ass, independent, smart, hopeful, realistic, do-it-your-damn-self, suspicious woman, Id prob be marries to the first addict to kiss me. Unfortunately, there was multiple. gross. So why bring of marriage?? Well, work has hired several new people and they always ask me, "You have any kids or a husband?" aahaha. F* No lady. Im too smart for that merry-go-round.

"Im married to school." Is usually what comes out of my mouth tho, fo now.

Yesterday was my first mental health clinical, and it was fn nerve racking.

"They are more anxious than you. just relax and talk to them."

Are fn kidding me??? Obviously you have never met any of the mental cases in my family. Thier whole plan is intimidation and eat their young, literally. HA! But in the back of my mind is that patient that is my uncle; unpredictable, hostile, and with unlimited triggers. My dad isn't there to stop him and my mom isnt there to threaten him. *I guess Im a real adult* So my biggest fear going into this clinical is that something I would say would be a trigger and I would be rushed to the ER with half my face. Not the case.... not this week anyhow.

It was actually (dare I say it?) enjoyable. I talked to my patient for 45 mins then we had group. HA, whata joke. We (the students) have to put on a group activity and it is going to be BOMB ASS when we think it up!!! I almost fell asleep, but 4 people participated and really reflected on the subject material. What more could you ask from addicts???

So, to put it all together, I think I met my future husband in the mental ward wednesday. What is it that makes me want to fix these FD^ men??? Mb bc Im such a hard ass, independent, smart, hopeful, realistic, do-it-your-damn-self, suspicious, stable woman with hopes and dreams I just want to tAke them for the ride and have them experience what normal is..

IDK. Mr. X is out, somewhere. I just hope he's not taking a HIT right now...

it's kind of like vegas...

What you do here, see here, and do here, stays here. Thats on my orientation video for my preceptorship. 120 hours of free labor and being driven insane. oh this semester is taking off and I just want to stay in bed. next month I only work 2 days a week!!! shocker. i think its the wisest decision r/t keeping my mental health in my last semester!!

So I sit here with a drink and try and remember when my resume is due... ooo thats margarita is soo goood!! i have mental health clinical tomorrow. why doesnt a day with my family count??? If off to read the chapter on major depression. Im excited about mental health this semester bc I know everyone in that book!

Don't stop, being independent

So school starts tomorrow, actually today in 7.75 hours. yesss. My last semester of under graduate education has begun. I have 2/5 books and can't wait for the rest to come via mail whenever those fucks decide to send them. Im starting a new diet. i hate to call it diet, more like rethinking the way I eat. revamping, if you will. High protein and whole grains. So with all the protein, ibuprofen, and liquor, I will prob go into to kidney failure within 9 years. Welcome to being a nurse. I got a DSi, a coach purse, and D&G glasses for xmas. I can't help it i like nice things and people like enough to give them to ME!!!